Top 10 ways you can tell if someone has too long a commute

Here are the top 10 ways you can tell if someone has too long a commute

• They have frequent deep indents on their noses made by their sunglasses
• They know all the latest news of the day (listening to radio all morning)
• Every time you call them up on the weekends they are always getting an oil change
• They know the latest gas prices, and know where to get the lower price on gas
• Their left arm tan is much darker than their right arm
• They are usually early to work, school, etc because these people usually plan more than enough time to get to their destination.
• Hate driving during the weekends to anywhere
• Blogs about their daily drive (i.e. freewaystories.com)
• Obsessed about mileage
• Have sigalert.com or similar sites bookmarked.

Well. There you have it. Let me know your ways of spotting a long distance commuter.